Funny Baby Onesie - Dad Poked Mom Thats How I Got Here Bodysuit | Hilarious Infant Clothes
Funny Baby Onesie - Dad Poked Mom Thats How I Got Here Bodysuit | Hilarious Infant Clothes
| Preemie | NB (0M) | NB (0-3M) | 3-6M | 6-9M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
| Height, in | 0.00 - 17.01 | 17.01 - 20.98 | 20.98 - 24.02 | 24.02 - 25.98 | 25.98 - 27.99 | 27.99 - 30.00 | 30.00 - 32.01 | 32.01 - 34.02 |
| Weight, lb | 0.00 - 5.07 | 5.07 - 7.94 | 7.94 - 11.90 | 11.90 - 16.09 | 16.09 - 20.06 | 20.06 - 24.03 | 24.03 - 28.00 | 28.00 - 31.97 |
Well, at least they’re honest! This hilarious baby onesie features the brutally funny and cheeky phrase: "Dad Poked Mom, That's How I Got Here." It's the ultimate ice-breaker that completely flips the traditional "birds and the bees" talk into a laugh-out-loud wardrobe staple.
Product Features:
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Premium Cloud-Like Comfort: Knit from 100% ultra-soft, breathable cotton to ensure your baby stays blissfully comfortable all day long.
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Diaper Change Friendly: Designed with a secure three-snap bottom closure for smooth, stress-free outfit and diaper changes.
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Built to Last: High-quality, fade-resistant print that is fully machine washable—ready to survive every blowout and spill.
Sizing & Colors:
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Available in classic White and lovely Pink.
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Sizes: Preemie to 24 Months (please see our size chart to grab the perfect fit).